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So I’m on my lunch break and all of a sudden I heard what sounded like a murder of crows on helium and I turned around and the bus lights are flashing and the noise is coming from there and all the other machines were set off too but I’m the only one in the food court and I’m kind of freaked out idk what to do they won’t stop.

So I’m on my lunch break and all of a sudden I heard what sounded like a murder of crows on helium and I turned around and the bus lights are flashing and the noise is coming from there and all the other machines were set off too but I’m the only one in the food court and I’m kind of freaked out idk what to do they won’t stop.

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

(via myoctopushasnofriends)

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via the90sk-i-d-s)

beksboys:


sometimes i wonder what the voice actors of this show are thinking when they record scenes like this

beksboys:

sometimes i wonder what the voice actors of this show are thinking when they record scenes like this

(via discountabortions)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via trust)

awaiting-my-escape:

cultureshift:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

(via juststareatthestarsforever)

(Source: earllopez, via dadfu)

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
always

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

(Source: charitywaterproject, via bxnds-wbu)

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

(via trust)

darkhist:

follow death-by-sadness!
check out my blog for promo details x

darkhist:

follow death-by-sadness!

check out my blog for promo details x

(Source: taste-you-all-night, via l3ts-cuddl3)

holypearls:

crackrock-kids:


my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck


X

holypearls:

crackrock-kids:

my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

X

the-girl-from-hyrule:

andyouwanttoupdatetwitter:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

voldemortsss:

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

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Glad to see RDJ and I have the same reaction upon seeing a cat. 

Because everyone needs RDJ having a reaction towards seeing a cat on their blog

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via hanaii)